do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.
I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.
I see more pro-choicers advocating for comprehensive sex education, how to have safer sex, and providing information and resources for contraceptives, and yet, I don’t see any pro-lifers providing information to their followers on how to prevent pregnancy and have safe sex, other than “don’t have sex”, which is serious malarkey.